The Monkeywalk Global Network

Patio Haiku

In the still night air By the light of a candle My cigar smoke drifts

Friend Request Denied!

Morons of the world, unite!

Michael Burkhardt

is done with Facebook.

Cold Day for Soccer

Another beautiful day, great for soccer. Except that it feels like it’s 30 degrees out here! Coco’s wrapped up like an Hungarian peasant in winter, and I don’t know if the sweatshirt’s gonna cut it.

Relax, We’ll Be Fine

News of America’s death is greatly exaggerated. In reality, the U.S. is on the verge of a demographic, economic and social revival.

Do you recognize this guy?

Test your skills at the Presidential Portrait Quiz, courtesy of mental_floss. (I got 80%. Boo-yeah!)

Coach’s Tip of the Day

“Don’t poke it, stroke it!”

Saturday is library day

with stops at the farmers’ market and playground too (of course)

Urban Mobility

These urban mobility vehicles are enclosed two-passenger Segways that can drive themselves. W00t!